Valentine's
-- originally published 2023-10-05 --
Hi! Welcome to Valentine's, the only cafe/book store on the block that isn't owned by a megacorporation! Are you new here? I don't think I've seen you before.
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Yeah, I guess it is a little strange, how many gorgeous women are around. Isn't it? We try to attract all genders, but for some reason all our return customers seem to be pretty attractive gals, if you ask me. Well, I'm glad it helped you decide to try us out! What can I get for you?
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Sorry, you seem to be stumbling over your words there, a little bit? Could you repeat what you said?
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...yes, these are natural? Hey, it's okay. Don't be shy. A lot of the customers ask about them. I don't mind, so long as they give me an excuse to use them!
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How? Here cutie, I'll show you, just because you're new. Let me brew you up a cup! No charge.
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And here, how much milk do you prefer?
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...um, hey, I asked a question? I know you're busy staring at them, but the show only gets better after you answer me, I promise.
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Alright!
mmph, fuck, I forgot I hadn't used them today. I hate how sensitive they get...
There you go, sweetie! A small coffee, 4 squeezes of milk. Sugar's over to the right of me.
Oh, and before I forget to mention it -- don't pay any mind to it if you start feeling a little unusual after drinking it. You know: head feels a little light, mood gets a little brighter, skin feels softer, chest feels heavier, etc etc. Nothing to worry about, I promise. Hope you enjoy the coffee, cutie! Have a nice day <3
scratched this out in 5-10 minutes after reading some silly greentext about breast milk coffee. i just really want to give people estrogenizing breast milk, okay? and also own a cafe/bookstore...